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Everton 2 Liverpool 2
The immediate aftermath of a Merseyside derby officially branded ‘pulsating’ saw both sets of supporters trying to work out who was the most indignant with the final result. Liverpool saw […]
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Fulham 2 Everton 2
A point at Craven Cottage, combined with Totthenham’s surprise home defeat by Wigan Athletic, means that Everton move up into fourth place in the Premier League. We should all be […]
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Southampton 0 Everton 0
Look on the bright side, at least we can’t complain that Everton dominated this one but just failed to score. It has become extremely boring writing that story every week, […]
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Manchester United 2 Everton 0
In the opening exchanges of this encounter you could have been forgiven for thinking that Everton were the side saving themselves for a big game in midweek while Manchester United […]
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Everton 3 Reading 1
That’s right, 3-1 to the tricky Blues. Smell my cheese you mother. On a proper spring-in-your-step as you slalom through the Cammell Lairds on Goodison Road kind of afternoon, Everton […]
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Everton 2 Manchester City 0
Oh Everton. Football supporting in the internet age often seems to boil down to watching a match with a fixed perspective and then interpreting what unfolds in a way that […]
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Everton 1 Stoke City 0
First thing’s first – that fella and the two girls down the front of the Park End who hang round at the end, dancing mad so they can get their […]
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Arsenal 0 Everton 0
FOW! AMBAW! Repeat until nauseating. That was the soundtrack to the first half of a game of big boys’ football at the Emirates where the gap between Everton and Arsenal […]
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Everton and Fulham and Sunderland and that
To be honest, there’s not a lot to be said about the Sunderland defeat, but to not even give it a mention would give the impression that we only ‘report’ […]
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Everton 2 West Ham 0
You’ve probably read everything and watched all the footage of Sunday’s game by now, so it’s difficult to know what to add really. It was an occasion alright, and one […]
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Blackburn Rovers 1 Everton 3
Oh man, don’t you wish the Blues would hurry up and get snotted by Juventus just so we can read something on Newsnow other than ‘United interested in Belgian […]
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Friendly Fire
The Premier League season lurches ever closer and Evertonians continue to try and get some indication of just how different Roberto Martinez’s team will be to that of David Moyes. […]
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Everton 2 Real Betis 1
To be fair to Roberto Martinez he managed to be really positive following an absolutely miserable performance in the final friendly before the start of the Premier League Hunger Games. […]
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Cardiff City 0 Everton 0
Four games in and already these match reports feel a bit monotonous. Faced with another side who Everton really should expect to beat, they once again dominated the possession but […]
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Everton 1 Chelsea 0
It’s weird to keep reading José Mourinho making out that Chelsea battered Everton on Saturday but simply failed to convert their chances. Both sides were fairly cagey, passing the ball […]
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West Ham 2 Everton 3
Before we begin, it’s important to remember that Saturday’s game wasn’t about the result, but more an opportunity for the footballers of the Premier League to keep chasing that rainbow. […]
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Manchester City 3 Everton 1
According to the nice people at Newsnow, the reason that stories from this website haven’t been appearing on theirs is because they filter for cuss words and won’t publish articles […]
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Everton 2 Hull City Tigers 1
A surprisingly evenly-matched contest had its tipping point after almost an hour, and fittingly it involved a player who is looking more and more like Malcolm Gladwell. Steven Pienaar, on […]
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Crystal Palace 0 Everton 0
You have probably gathered already that the lack of a preview for this game was in fact an achingly post-post-modern comment on a match in which almost nothing of any […]
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Liverpool Preview
Ahoy hoy! It’s been a while. International breaks are normally an absolute nuisance but it’s allowed This Is Not Football some valuable time to find a way around the stringent […]
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